Martin Ssempa

Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa is basically Uganda's version of Fred Phelps... except that Martin is much more hilarious. He likes making speeches about how homosexuality should be banned not because of religious reasons, but because homosexuals do disgusting things like eat fecal matter, which he affectionately refers to as "EATING DA POO POO", and describing them to his audience in an extremely graphic manner. He's rather popular with the YouChew community because... well, you guess. Dr. Ssempa claims that he did a "little research" to find out what homosexuals do in their bedroom, and was later shown to have image stills of gay fetish porn on his laptop, which he showed to both a press conference and even his church congregation with a passion. He was not available for questioning later. He was also famous in Chinese Cyberspace（Or a huge LAN to be percise) and named Pasta                Senpai by Chinese "LAN citizens" on the video  av630093234 where he brings a lot of vegetable to give the demostration of "instument you use"

Quotes

 * Good morning everyone, my name is Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa, I'm here in the capacity of the chairman of the board against homosexuality in Uganda.
 * I have taken time to do a little research as to what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom.
 * One of the things they do is called "anal licking". There, a man's anus is licked like this by the other person. Like ice cream!
 * And then what happens, even poo poo comes out! The other man poo poos out, eh? And then dey EAT DE POO POO.
 * Fisting is ALL OVER a man anus!
 * Uganda, privacy means DEY EAT DA POO POO.
 * And then what they do is they have a sex practice called "fisting", where they insert their hand into the other man's hand! And it goes into the anus all the way. And it is so painful, they have to take drugs!
 * Number one, you can see a man here having him suck the other person's rectum, and the other person... is poo-pooing!
 * Tell me! When you have a law against homosexuality, do you say "Accept eating poo poo!?"
 * Now, they start off by touching each other's genitals and smelling each other, then this one smears de poo poo ALL OVER the other person's face... as if that is not enough, he puts the hand DEEEPAAH!
 * As Africans, we want to ask Barack Obama to explain to us, is this what he wants to bring to Africa, as a human right to EAT DA POO POO!?
 * 汝可识得此物(Ancient Chinese for Do you reconize some of these thing)
 * 我就问你啦（Uganda languange, But sound like Chinese sentence for I'm ask you these question)
 * You *undescribeable word* urinary tract areasPasta Senpai holding to cucumbers.png


 * 見る
 * ま~!
 * You see, an banana is diffent from a cucumber, a karot is diffent from a banana
 * What tribe are you BTW
 * No i have to pray for this young woman As i read this script for her.

Further Information

 * Maybe he's just a troll. I dunno. He's still a gutbuster.
 * We wonder how he'd react to this website?
 * It's also kind of ironic because he's also a huge AIDS activist after both his brother and his sister died from it.
 * He's not down with the sickness that's around Uganda.
 * He's in serious consideration to be the newest mascot for YouTube Poop. Of course, it would be renamed to "Youtube Poo-Poo" if it happens, so yeah.

Pastor Ssempa in China
Pastor Was known on Bilibili(A Chinese ACG themed Video website, Just like youtube, but with more ACG themed content) by invited to a show in NBS televition with Pepe Julian Onzima (Orignal video lost). And was named 意面先辈 (derect translation of the word: Pasta Senpai which sound like Pastor Ssempa), 意面战神(Pasta Ares) and パスタ先輩 （derect Japanese translation of the word: Pasta Senpai)by Chinese fans. The video is orginally upload in youtube. But has been Translated by UP(bilibili way calling youtuber, which stand for uploader)Tm-ys and was trended to be the most played video on that day, but was deleted due to unknown reasons (Some says there is an arguement in the comment section. other says the video offended a LGBT, and there are rumors that there are anti-communism speech in the comment section(remember, China don't have the right of freedom speech) )UP 冷眼看World retranslated the video and uploaded to bilibili on 2021-04-14 13:08:49(bilibili AV code: av630093234) with lots of translation improvement (but still mistranslated some words) But sadly it couldn't recover all of the danmaku. But a screen recording verison with the danmaku on it was uploaded by UP 一只鸦子 on 2021-01-09 15:23:17 (bilibili AV code: av628516617)

Sadly, EAT DA POO POO! was not trended in China yet